Dec 25, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Ways to my heart: Eat with me. Laugh with me. Have sex with me. Lift with me. It’s not THAT complicated.. All I want is someone who loves food as much as I do. Someone who would love to eat with me.. A lot 😉 A real foodie that I can share a ton of laughs with....
Dec 18, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is true love real gains. 😍😂Both would be great though but right now I kinda want those gains for Xmas. Please Santa? Please? 😉 No matter where you are in the world, and no matter how (or even if) you are spending Christmas –...
Nov 11, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Relationship status: Single Taken X – In love with the gym. Today (November 11) is singles day and this is the gym quotes singles meme 😉 Truth is.. I’m an incurable romantic and love everything that comes with a relationship. Love is one of the most...
Nov 3, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Things I really like: Food. Gains. Sex. Squats and deadlifts. 😂 In no specific order 😉 The life of a gym addict 😉 Want more of our funny gym quotes about being a gym addict? Then make sure you check them out over here: funny gym quotes and memes Welcome to Gym...
Oct 26, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Friday night – no drinking or partying, no netflix all night… It’s time to make some mad f*cking gains! Friday nights are gains night when you’re living the gym life! Want more fun gym quotes about being a gym addict and living the gym life?...
Oct 20, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Roses are red, violets are blue, thinking of you the gym. A real gym addict never stops thinking about the gym! 😉 That’s just the way it is.. #gymaddict If you love this funny gym quote then why not head on over to our other funny gym quotes Welcome to...
Oct 14, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
There’s this thing called deodorant. Use it for fucks sake. 👍😉 Here’s the thing: every week I come across someone in the gym who has this insane body odor that almost tears up my nostrils. ☠️ That kind of body odor and smell of sweat that pretty much...
Oct 7, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
If only I could find someone who loves squats, sex, food and deadlifts as much as I do. It’s tough for gym addicts to find someone who loves the same things 😂 Shoutout to all the single gym addicts out there that knows the feeling 😂 And CONGRATS to those of you...
Sep 21, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
“We rise by lifting others. And by lifting heavy ass weights.” 😉 Lift others. Lift heavy weights. Be humble. Be better. Be helpful. Be stronger. 🙂 Welcome to Gym Quotes! Your number one source for original gym quotes! We create motivational and...
Sep 10, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
“Life is short. Lift heavy things.” Just saying.. 😉 Life is indeed short.. And for us gym addicts.. Lifting heavy things is one of our favorite things to do. 😉 If you’re a gym addict who loves to lift heavy things, then this is THE gym quote for you!...
Sep 8, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Friday night. Empty gym. I like. Gotta love going to the gym on Friday nights. Everyone out partying or at home watching tv.. Which leaves the entire gym for us gym addicts. All those barbells, dumbells and machines just for yourself. Beautiful! If you love going to...
Aug 21, 2018 | Funny Gym Quotes
Things I like in life: Food. Sex. Gains. The life of a gym addict 😉 Obviously there’s more to life than food, sex and gains.. Love is important as well. And work.. etc.. But yeah. These three are amazing things in life 😉 #gymlife If you like food, sex and gains...
